Chale, Burn, and Shirou head to Weathertop to inform the weaponsmaster that Dolgrin will not be returning any time soon. He is caught up in the war between the Walkers and the Olgin. The weaponsmaster bids them farewell and good luck on their travels. Chale informs Shirou that he’s not an ordinary rogue. Chale can control time. Once they buy what they need, they head to Stepford in Ihyll. During this stop, Shirou decides to buy a shortsword to keep. However, as he exits, he sees that the city is under siege. The offenders are wearing Yhar-Gul garb. Chale and Burn rush to Shirou, and tells him they need to get back to their carriage. However, they are intercepted by three members of Yhar-Gul. Chale gets injured, along with Shirou, but Burn is obliterated by Elemental Blast. Chale lets out a scream, and starts crying. He has seen his love Serena be killed by the Walkers, he has seen his entire Olgin squadron be slaughtered in a surprise attack, and now he has seen his companion Burn disintegrated right before his eyes. In his time of mourning and loss of sanity, time itself is stopped. Shirou notices the enemies are frozen in place, and Chale is crying in the snow. Shirou looks down, and notices that the ground is no longer there. He is falling endlessly, and lands on a pile of ash.
The ash is everywhere, is seems as though everything is buried in ash. Shirou notices he’s in the ruins of what was Bolag’s Castle. He sees Olgin banners ripped and covered in ash. The walls are crumbled, and decomposed bodies lay in the crumbled streets. Shirou looks out to the landscape, and notices that it’s completely barren. Nothing but ground and ash blowing in the wind. The sky is cloudy and foggy. Shirou heads inside the remains of Bolag’s throne room. There, he finds a clipping of a news article. It’s completely indecipherable text, but he is able to make out the date: 334, August, 24th. This is 3 months ahead of the current date. It seems Chale has accidentally send Shirou through a time portal. Shirou exits the castle remains, and looks out to the landscape once again. A large golem is outside now, and it seems completely artificial. This golem has no life. It then stomps on Shirou, and his vision fades to black.
Bolag, Ciardis, Mirdin, John, and Dolgrin are on their way to intercept the squadron of Walkers, when they see another squadron heading East in the woods. They approach it, and realize it’s only a projection. The magic is being channeled by a wizard in the back of the group with a shining staff (one of which the group forgets about and never tries to search for, good job guys!). The wizard is somehow projecting their progress on a different route to deter people from intercepting them. However, the group watches as men in the front lines are being knocked down, and they hear about 3 or 4 roars. Another roar occurs, and they see the wizard being tackled, and the projection is lost.
The group continues along their previous path, and they end up out of the forest. They are back in the plains-land, and they notice a large sum of bodies near a tree about 120 feet ahead. They rush to the bodies, and inspect the corpses. Most of them have missing limbs, or organs. A man is impaled in the tree by another man’s femur bone, and in his chest is carved “Remember Arbor”. Bolag recognizes that Arbor is an orc from his own past, one that actually surpassed him in wrestling. They see two different sets of tracks, one set is heading towards the Walker Capitol and one set is heading towards Bolag’s Castle. Dolgrin takes the femur, and blesses it. They hear a whining on the other side of the tree, and decide to inspect it. As they look behind it, they find a suspicious looking female, moaning while eating a large green apple. She looks up, and tells them, “This is literally the best apple I’ve ever tasted in my entire life. Would you like to try some?” Dolgrin accepts, but Bolag pushes his hand away. Bolag asks who she is, and she replies “Ever heard of a girl named ”/wikis/Amie%20Grimm/new" class=“create-wiki-page-link”>Amie Grimm?" Ciardis tells the group the tale of Amie.
Ciardis also eats one of the apples, and starts tripping hardcore. Dolgrin also starts tripping, and sees many seductive Amies trying to disrobe him. Bolag initiates combat, and Dolgrin opens a large hole in the ground. However, they hear moaning coming from the hole. They peer over the hole, and find Shirou, bruised but alive. Shirou explains what happened, and Amie chuckles. The group decides to press onward towards the capitol, and Amie would like to follow. Bolag beats her into a bloody pulp, and kills her. Her body materializes out of another apple, however. “Sorry boys, this is out of your power.” Bolag tells her to accompany John back to his castle, and she agrees.
The group arrives at the castle gates, and spots a large pale orc with scars all over his body. Bolag recognizes him as Arbor Grayskull and greets him. They storm the capitol and kill all of the guards. Ciardis cunningly destroys a rotunda, effectively killing three of the remaining soldiers. Arbor escorts the remaining slaves out of the capitol, and the group kills the rest of the men. Amie appears from the shadows, and gives the group apples to celebrate. Shirou eats an apple to quench his hunger, and the rest of the group camp out. Amie appears, and explains her affliction in further detail. Bolag flirts (NaT 20) and Amie wholeheartedly reciprocates (NaT 1). The group comes up with a plan to sabotage the entire city controlled by Morwing. They decided to take a barrel of apple juice from Amie’s hallucinogenic apples, and pour it into the main water supply. Amie gives Bolag another apple to keep if she doesn’t make it back.
She teleports to the castle via Ciardis, and they sneak to the water reservoir to insert the apple juice into. They are stopped by a giant orc guard, who politely asks “WHAT ARE YOU DOOOINGGGGGG?” Amie asks if he wants an apple, and charms this unintelligent beast into eating an apple. As he is distracted, they slip into the water supply housing. The men are running to and fro, frantically. Ciardis asks what’s wrong, and they say the water is all gone, and Morwing is going to kill them all. Amie propses “How about I pour this apple juice into the reservoir instead? That tastes better than water, and we can have a wizard duplicate the supply! How bout it?” The man agrees, and brings a very old and crusty wizard to try and duplicate the small amount of apple juice they decide to pour into the reservoir. His hands start to sparkle and the apple juice is growing in size, however this is only because Amie is actually throwing more apples in unseen and melting them to make more juice. The wizard exclaims “I did it! Maybe I can even kill Morwing now!” And he excitedly leaves the building, effectually sealing his death. Ciardis teleports back to the group since she cannot bring something back with her, and leaves Amie there. The group mourns her loss for a moment, before the apple in Bolag’s possession starts to vibrate, and her body materializes. She exclaims “GOT EM” before hugging Bolag.
Bolag ends up sleeping with her, and fucking her of course. Dolgrin sleeps with his pony Chubbs and a direwolf he summoned. The group then sleeps.
Shirou is awakened by someone touching his shoulder. It’s Amie. He asks what she needs, and she replies with “I only need you, Shirou.” She then starts to sexually advance towards him in the bed, and he gets up and says “What about Bolag? I can’t do this to my friend…” Amie replies “What about Bolag? He’s not in the picture. You are.” She continues to rub his crotch through his clothes, and he gets out of his cabin and enters Mirdin’s cabin. He gets behind a hungover and sleeping Mirdin and Amie now unzipped his pants and is stroking him. He gets back up, goes back in his tent, and faces the corner. She is now stroking him while he is calmly saying “Rape. Raape. Rape.” He rolls a NaT 20 to resist the will to have sex with her, but eventually he gives in. They have sex in his cabin.
Bolag awakes and finds Amie right beside him, just as she always was. He goes to make everyone breakfast, and makes Shirou a plate as well. He goes over to Shirou, and sees him with his hand on his dick and jizz covering his entire upper body. Bolag does not question, and instead just places his plate on his cum-covered chest. Everyone else wakes later, including Shirou. He looks at himself and changes his clothes. He walks to Bolag and apologizes, and says Amie came on to him. Amie looks at him skeptically and asks, “Didn’t you eat one of my apples earlier?” Shirou’s face turns into a frown as he realizes he just hallucinated everything, and basically raped himself. He had masturbated behind Mirdin in Mirdin’s own bed, gotten up, and started masturbating in the corner of his house, therefore creating a new sex position, and successfully rolled a Nat 20 to resist having sex with himself, which he eventually did anyway. Good on you, Shirou.
Bolag meets John outside and tells him to accompany them. John agrees, and then the group travels to the capitol. As they are within view of the castle, they hear slapping. They investigate the sounds, and they see a human male on all fours being penetrated by a large orc. “They won’t find us here Amie! Don’t worry!” The orc exclaims. “You’re right Amie, keep going!” replies the human. The group is then scarred for life, and continues to the castle. The magical forcefield is now gone, and the group enter the gates and finds that the place is deserted. The group heads up the streets to the castle grounds and Dolgrin is knocked over by something. It was Chale, who is unconscious and covered in ash. His hair, clothing, and even his face is all covered in ash. Dolgrin takes Chale’s body with him, and enters the throne room with the group. Everyone but Beth and John make the will save, and they are immediately sickened. The group checks the remaining doors, and Bolag checks the bedroom to the right. He goes to push open the curtains of the bed, and Morwing is there, completely naked. “Ahhh! AMIE! I knew you’d come back for me!” Bolag plays along, while the real Amie watches in the corner, laughing uncontrollably. Bolag states “That’s right, Morwing. Now get against the wall and spread that ass, I’ve got something kinky I wanna try.” Morwing wholeheartedly accepts, and gets against the wall. Bolag bullrushes straight into dat ass, and deals major damage. Morwing turns around and says “My god, you’re even rougher than before. I like it.” They take turns bull rushing each other, and Bolag eventually gets the last hit and kills Morwing. The war is one, and this tale is hopefully not going to spread through the land, unless Bolag wants to be known and the guy who bullrushed into Morwing’s asshole.
Bolag dedicates the castle grounds to Irori, Dolgrin’s god of worship. Dolgrin is now head of the church, and Bolag is now the true king of Illistrade.
Dolgrin goes inside Chale’s mind to find out what happened to him. An account of what happened can be read here.